am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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