Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
