last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I skipped work to stalk him.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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