you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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