Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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