just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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