OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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