ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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