the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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