Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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