Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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