Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Randomize
