so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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