I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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