Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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