when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
i now understand why vodka
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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