Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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