Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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