i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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