i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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