i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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