why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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