I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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