But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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