This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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