My hair reeks of homosexuality.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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