last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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