Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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I need you to use more vowels.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I touched a dick in church today
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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