I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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