You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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