I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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