My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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