Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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