All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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