please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
