I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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