How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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