I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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