Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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