what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I think I just sharted jello shots
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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