I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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