Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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