Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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