you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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