that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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