Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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