I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
