I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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