But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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