I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
