the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Randomize
