the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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