do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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