Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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